There was this old Indian who started working for this
construction company.
His first day on the job
the crew was worried about the dark clouds overhead.
He spoke up and said “It ain’t gonna rain”. Sure enough,
he was right! And so for months this went on, the crew
asked him everyday what the weather was gonna be,
and the old Indian would be right! Until one day, they
walked into the local diner and saw their old Indian
friend sipping on a mug of coffee. They approached
him and asked, “So old-timer, whats the weather gonna
be today?”. “Don’t know”, said the old man. “What?
What do you mean you don’t know?” they asked. He
said again, “Don’t know”. They were bewildered.
“Why not?” they asked. So the old Indian looked up
and said flatly, “My radio’s broke.”